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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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Valentine

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.
by urmami69 February 21, 2022
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Rosario/Valentine

Literally the most prettiest and coolest person I've ever met I'm so glad I met her and I really hope we could see eachother soon.
by emolooking February 21, 2022
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Valentine's Day

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(
by Midday August 28, 2021
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Charlotte Valentin

The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that
by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021
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