vaginal steaming

When a woman gets so mad that her vagina starts to steam.

"Man, did you see how Margaret was vaginal steaming when the boss told her she had to work overtime?"
"Yea man, she was smokin hot!"

by An Fírinne Hurts January 1, 2019

vaginal tetanus

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011

vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015

vaginal melancholy

Vaginal Melancholy: When a woman's vagina is at peace.

Woman1: When is you time of month?
Woman2: In a few days, but right now I'm experiencing vaginal melancholy.

by JJmCwizzy July 27, 2008

Vaginal Mialga

Suffering from long term chronic pussy hurting.

Mike says, "I don't feel well. It must be this flu shot, it has me down again". Ken says, "Dude, you're suffering from chronic vaginal mialga. Do you need some vagisil?"

by drevil November 2, 2007

Vaginal discharge

Basically cum from a women but without sperm,

Similarities:
ejects on arousal
White
Gooey

Contrast:
No sperm
Not the same liquid as semen

BTS Stan turns on TV

BTS is in the TV

BTS Stan has a vaginal discharge

2 weeks later

BTS gets put in a padded cell set to be euthanised within a week

Fuck you :)

by Luvs2spewge March 5, 2022

vaginal dystrophy

A weak or susceptible vagina / female genitals that cannot withstand prolonged periods of abuse or have unusually low pain tolerance during intercourse.

Briana: When I have sex with my boyfriend, it becomes unbearable after even a minute
Doctor: It sounds like you might have vaginal dystrophy

by Secondhand Woman 6969 November 17, 2014