vaginal tetanus

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011

vaginal steaming

When a woman gets so mad that her vagina starts to steam.

"Man, did you see how Margaret was vaginal steaming when the boss told her she had to work overtime?"
"Yea man, she was smokin hot!"

by An Fírinne Hurts January 1, 2019

vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015

vaginal melancholy

Vaginal Melancholy: When a woman's vagina is at peace.

Woman1: When is you time of month?
Woman2: In a few days, but right now I'm experiencing vaginal melancholy.

by JJmCwizzy July 27, 2008

vaginal resonance

A leading biological theory which suggests that women are attracted to deep sounds (voices, cars going vroom vroom, and bass guitar) due to a vibration it creates in the vagina.

Girls love dubstep because of the extreme vaginal resonance.

by jiggyshawa May 30, 2014

vaginal dystrophy

A weak or susceptible vagina / female genitals that cannot withstand prolonged periods of abuse or have unusually low pain tolerance during intercourse.

Briana: When I have sex with my boyfriend, it becomes unbearable after even a minute
Doctor: It sounds like you might have vaginal dystrophy

by Secondhand Woman 6969 November 17, 2014

vaginal vault

Another name for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020