vaginal steaming

When a woman gets so mad that her vagina starts to steam.

"Man, did you see how Margaret was vaginal steaming when the boss told her she had to work overtime?"
"Yea man, she was smokin hot!"

by An Fírinne Hurts January 1, 2019

vaginal tetanus

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011

vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015

vaginal melancholy

Vaginal Melancholy: When a woman's vagina is at peace.

Woman1: When is you time of month?
Woman2: In a few days, but right now I'm experiencing vaginal melancholy.

by JJmCwizzy July 27, 2008

Vagine Screen

A cockblock in the lesbian world.

I was pretty sure Sarah was gonna come home with me, but then Katie started interrupting us and threw up a vagine screen.

by Insightful J September 25, 2010

vaginal warfare

Feminist term. Used to promote equality; it is a woman's fight. War for the rights of vaginas .

A lot of women in the Middle East are denied the right to an education. They need to engage in some serious vaginal warfare.

by bexwolfe September 22, 2013

Vaginal Aspergers

Chick who won't have sex during her period even though the guy wants to because her lady parts aren't in the proper state.

Went over to Trina's house last night but the bitch had vaginal aspergers and I couldn't stick it.

by Bronco Spurlock March 3, 2017