I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!
by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017
The uncircumsized penis of a caucasion male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Doug picked up a chick at the bar and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Vanilla Push Pop until he blew his load.
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
The concept of vanilla sky is basically:
Sign up to LE (Life Extension) and when you die, your body will be taken and frozen, you will be connected to a machine and live on in a dream. Your death will be erased from your memory. You make your own dream, useing images, films and songs which moved you.
The 'Vanilla Sky Moment'
When we learn something, discover somthing, or are reminded of something we had forgotten, it appears in our everyday life without interference of ourselves or anyone else. This can be seen as our mind or our 'dream world' using this in our life.
Sign up to LE (Life Extension) and when you die, your body will be taken and frozen, you will be connected to a machine and live on in a dream. Your death will be erased from your memory. You make your own dream, useing images, films and songs which moved you.
The 'Vanilla Sky Moment'
When we learn something, discover somthing, or are reminded of something we had forgotten, it appears in our everyday life without interference of ourselves or anyone else. This can be seen as our mind or our 'dream world' using this in our life.
Woah man i had the worst vanilla sky moment just then. Earlier i was watching MTV Base, which i hardly ever watch, and 'Obie Trice' 'Got Some Teeth' came on, i hadnt heard that song in ages....i forgot it existed. And then i turned on my ipod, and the first song was obie trice got some teeth!
by unleadedpushbike@hotmail.co.uk July 02, 2007
A person that pretends to be a Dom to get laid but are in reality, not actually into anything very kinky. They are generally not dangerous like the fake doms, just annoying and wildly disappointing. These people think the kink community equals easy to get laid. There can also be vanilla subs and Vanilla Dommes.
"He says he's a Dom but only seems to want sex and thinks flogging is abusive? He must be a vanilla dom."
by blueberryNcream June 09, 2021
Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.
Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."
Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017
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by cris money February 12, 2008