Word Vomit

Word vomit. It's mostly known from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls. It means that you say something without thinking about it, and most times, it's the truth, but sometimes, it's a lie, so that you can get what you want.

CLIP FROM MEAN GIRLS

J - "You try to act like you're so innocent, like, 'oh, I used to live in Africa, with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys'!

C - "You know what?! It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me, or something!" (word vomit)

by BothDanny_AndGreg February 20, 2024

the vomit gore trilogy

The Vomit Gore Trilogy is a feature film trilogy of three Canadian surreal psychological horror films written and directed by Lucifer Valentine and produced by No Body. Valentine coined "vomit gore" as a new subgenre to describe the trilogy, which follows a nonlinear narrative that centers around teenage runaway Angela Aberdeen, a stripper that suffers from bulimia. The trilogy focuses primarily on situations involving vomiting, cannibalism, graphic sexual violence, gore, torture, and murder.

i just watched the vomit gore trilogy and i wish i didnt

by gorbiliter June 8, 2024

GIF vomit

Spewing a long list of GIFs while messaging someone, to demonstrate what you are trying to say but simultaneously avoiding the use of any actual text.

I woke up this morning in a good mood until I saw that my ex left GIF vomit on my phone about why we should get back together.

by JennMe July 9, 2024

Word Vomit Card

The claim that someone is spewing out a torrent of unfiltered, disorganized, and often emotionally charged text or speech without any coherent structure, fact-checking, or logical progression. Unlike the calculated obfuscation of "word salad," "word vomit" implies a loss of control—an impulsive, messy outpouring of thoughts that is exhausting to parse and futile to engage with. It's used to dismiss rants or overly long posts by framing them as an unpleasant, involuntary cognitive eruption.

Example: After a user posts twelve rapid-fire, paragraph-long comments full of typos, tangents, and raw anger, another user might say, "Clean up this word vomit card you just played and come back with a single, coherent sentence. I'm not sifting through this emotional landfill." It pathologizes the expression as a messy outburst rather than an argument.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Ass Vomiting

Diarrhoea, or otherwise known as The Runs, where you get pressurised projectile expulsion from the anus of something your body wants gone immediately...

I knew there was something wrong with the Beef Vindaloo when a few hours later I was Ass Vomiting it out...

by Only if you're doing it right! November 19, 2025

Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021