Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

Valentine

Valentine is the most handsome creature on this planet. She is clever as fuck, caring, incredibly beautiful and soft as a cloud. Valentine has a magic aura, which implies falling in love with her at first sight. She is an interesting little puzzle of introspection. She is a complicated soul with the most easy ability to explain her feelings. She is the gorgeous little animal everyone would have in their life. She has something more than everyone else. Lucky are the one who cross the path of Valentine, especially when they have a witch family name.

Valentine let thing perish, but she is the most beautiful rise of the garden.

by Marzo8 November 23, 2021

Valentin

Valentin is a nice guy with extraordinary kindness and an understanding personality. His sparkling eyes emit love as does his smile. Many would describe him as not very talkative, but chill and super nice to be around overall. His love is endless. He is cute, shrexy and attractive all in one, so better be aware.

girl 1: You found yourself a Valentin boy?
girl 2: Yes! He's so nice, it's like finding a hidden treasure.

by bloobitybloob June 7, 2022

Adam valentine

Small cock, A bit bisexual,But loves his women. an absolute chad for partying and loves his pals x

Adam Valentine is a horse

by Absolutechad10: November 23, 2021

Valentine

Valentine is a name that exists even if Valentin get all the attention.

So she is very charming, a well-living person, really enthusiastic, she cares a lot about how peoples feels. She loves adventures, and spending time with friends.

Valentine don't necessarily need a Valentin.

by AValentineWithA-E November 22, 2021

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022