ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

by Birby<3 May 16, 2021

ur mom

a comeback for when anyone tells you anything and you can’t think of an answer

1-what are you doing?
2-ur mom
3)everyone she’s doing my mom

by heyhotties March 21, 2022

Ur mom

Very hot and good at sucking dn

I f***** ur mom

by Bshdhe September 13, 2021

Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is often used as a joke when people say anything

Person a: ''What r u doing?'
Person b: 'Ur mom'

or \

whats on ur to-do list

ur mom

by UR..MOM.COM August 21, 2022