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Princess Unicorn

A Barbie-like doll whose father was king of the unicorn and whose mother was queen of the princesses. She has a wand and an awkward-looking unicorn horn in the middle of her forehead. When she was young, she was doused in radiation but instead of dying she obtained magical powers.

From the show The Office.
Princess Unicorn says, "My Horn can Pierce the SKYYYYY!"
by rena gantley March 17, 2009
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touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.
Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.
by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020
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Unicorn Shit

When you or your friend shits out multicolored poop.
Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!

Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011
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Golden Unicorn

1. A single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
Dude, did you see that golden unicorn at the party last night?
by maryjaney January 20, 2011
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ninja unicorn

ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.

get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.

damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
by nooooodle.! January 18, 2009
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Ginger Unicorn

Since most redheads are generally unattractive... you will find the rare sexy redhead (i.e. not albino and awkward) and you will need to express how you feel about them. As unicorns are a mythical creature, you can see how they relate to seeing a sexy redhead... it just doesn't happen very often.
Did you see that ginger unicorn over there? Man, she's smokin.

Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
by gatattack January 9, 2011
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