post coitus, the male ejaculates into the females hair, then (using the ejaculate as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.
by DonJuanFunny March 10, 2010
When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.
Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.
by Earth Wind and Taint December 01, 2020
A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!
by Tangaray March 15, 2020
Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!
Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011
ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
by nooooodle.! January 19, 2009
1. A single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
by maryjaney January 19, 2011
Since most redheads are generally unattractive... you will find the rare sexy redhead (i.e. not albino and awkward) and you will need to express how you feel about them. As unicorns are a mythical creature, you can see how they relate to seeing a sexy redhead... it just doesn't happen very often.
Did you see that ginger unicorn over there? Man, she's smokin.
Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
by gatattack January 08, 2011