I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013
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Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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Get the SeXXXy Unicorn mug.Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!
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Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011
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She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
by maryjaney January 20, 2011
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strong yet compassionate.
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they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
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Did you see that ginger unicorn over there? Man, she's smokin.
Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
by gatattack January 9, 2011
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