tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

Cujo twat

When a female gets so aroused her pussy starts drooling like a Saint Bernard.

When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!

by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017

slobber twat

the features of the female clitty after having long hot sex.

*shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.

by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

selfish-twat

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.

by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014

twat hound

Variation of playboy or poon hound. Often used to describe a man in wolf mode.

You ol twat hound you.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

twat cotton

A tampon.

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.

by Revvie October 22, 2015