cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 09, 2003
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Purple Turkey

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
by BigZak December 31, 2011
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Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."
by sbcharree October 21, 2008
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Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 26, 2020
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Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.
As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.
by Chaz McQwirkle November 29, 2022
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turkey party

Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.
“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”
by Hanserbøsse February 10, 2019
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