TUBA

Meaning The Ultimate Brain Aids. Normally used to describe a situation that sime would describe as losing brain cells. Also can be used as "UBA" when you don't grammatically need a "The".

Dude, You sometimes give me a case of TUBA.

by MediocrityInAction November 5, 2025

TubAss

When you put a whole tub of stokers in your ass to sneak it past the guards at jail

Just because I’m tubass, you don’t really think I’m gay do you?

by JohnnyThinPenis December 18, 2025

Tugboating

The act of motor boating a lady-boys breasts, while tugging her junk

I was tugboating lady boys in Thailand

by Funny guy 3374748 January 6, 2026

Tugability

The force of which it is required for an object to have motion in the horizontal direction, usually clockwise or counterclockwise in a back and forth motion.

Bob - "My turret has more tugability." Kenton - "Nah bro, my turret has mad tugability."

by Leader - Posh and Prosperous January 12, 2026

miami tugboat

a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,

miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling

by sir wizard sleeve November 21, 2009

hot tuba

during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.

"oh man, i accidentally gave a hot tuba to my date last night..she might not call"

by medwards7 August 24, 2011

Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.

Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!

by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014