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Southwest tug and pull

The act of Having your cousin pull on your flaccid penis well you spit in her mouth and your mom shoves a pop sickle stick in your ass
Karolinka did a southwest tug and pull with her cousin and mom!
by Giantniggapenis372 January 29, 2021
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Tug

An very interesting and informative person they are amazing and unique
Tug is very cool
by Bruggles November 26, 2020
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Tug of war

Instead of using rope super glue your dick tips together and pull.
My friends and I love to play tug of war together.
by Bradyburg June 6, 2024
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tug

another word for jerking off or the act of pulling on your foreskin like a rope
dude im about to tug.
max just tugged in his webcam!
by OperdalTheWriter January 1, 2025
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Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.
How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey
by J19 December 28, 2016
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tugs

Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.
Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.
by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021
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Tugging my hog

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging
by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024
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