Tripsticles

3 balls in one nutsack.

I smacked her in the face with my tripsticles.

by The Never Ending Penis June 7, 2011

Tristan Beilman

The real Spider-Man, who lives in Greeley, CO and is the greatest superhero of all time.

Girl #1: Hey what's that flying over Chick-fil-A?
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!

by koolkatkid June 24, 2014

tristani

A female given name. Typically from a combination of the names Trista (meaning to cry out) and Annie (meaning prayer or by grace).

After years of infertility, the parents felt it fitting to name their miraculous little girl Tristani.

by BabyGirlFall2016 May 16, 2016

Tristen

A gorgeous and sexy girl you will every meet and good girlfriend you would want to have . She is caring for all her friends and family. She has brown hair and hazel eyes when people see her the drop dead right there. She is fun to be around and she will always have your back she will never let you down . She lover to spend time with her friends and she never excludes anyone she will her always be your friend . She loves music and cheer a lot . She be a future cheerleader . She is strong and very easy to love . Don’t lose her if you are her friend she also loves to dance . She is funny and sexy

Dang she is hot I want to be her friend . Tristen ~ hot , pretty and a loving person

by Pretty girl 123 December 19, 2017

Tristan Tjørnelund

Rarely seen when seen its mostly alone looking at memes or Rare pepes. It hunts alone mostly after fresh doritos and mtn dw as now it seems it's sexually orientation is toasters.

Person1: I caught a Tristan Tjørnelund yesterday!
Person2: Nice! How did you do it?
Person1: I shot it with an arrow in the knee!

by Emo Scumbag January 22, 2018

Tristan

A juicy goosey

Tristan is a juicy goosey

by HoverDoughnut June 8, 2018

Tristan

A very amazing guy, so you think. If you date him, then you are in the long run. Tristan will make your relationship very difficult. He will act like he loves you and that he cares for you. But at the worst moment he will break up with you for your cousin. After a month or two he would come back when you are in an amazing relationship with someone else. He will manipulate you into loving him again. So you leave the other person for him. All he talks about over the phone is how much jessika hurt him. You knew it was a mistake to let him back in your life.

Stacey: man did you hear what Tristan did to Patience?

Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.

1 hour later

Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH

by Moonlight Melody June 23, 2018