hike the Appalachian trail

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.

"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"

by SonOfALink June 24, 2009

trail of tears

The trail of hair leading down the back to a persons ass hole.

Kevin, when you bend over I can see your trail of tears! Gnarly.

by wizbiz November 28, 2010

Tyrone Trail Mix

A mixture of empty stamp bags, pieces of foil, and cigarette butts.

Upon emptying Dave's pockets somewhere in Central Pennsylvania, a handful of Tyrone Trail Mix was discovered.

by 1234655 May 16, 2021

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022

chisim trail highschool

A school where all they do is fuck

"oh, so you know somone from chisim trail highschool? theyre problably a huge slut!"

by azuma 1941 September 25, 2021

reverse happy trail

When a guy has a patch of hair on his lower back that leads to his butt.

"Yo, this guy I'm seeing has a reverse happy trail!"

"Oh.. that is not too happy"

by nobutt July 4, 2016

Paving a happy trail

When one shits on your chest and proceeds to smear it with there ass creating a paved appearance

Dude I totally met up with this chick and she started paving a happy trail.

by Groos July 26, 2019