shelf tops

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

by FSU Austin January 12, 2007

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 16, 2005

flaming torpedo

when one mal takes some sort of tool (plyers) rips his penis whole ope and another guy sticks his penis inside the ripped penis

man1-dude i heard that boy go flaming torpedoed last night

man2-ouch

by jml9292 October 24, 2008

Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor May 13, 2005

torpeeding

trying to have sex but can't seem to get a rise...(verb)

I was so torpeeding that I thought I was Mr. Friend for a minute there.

by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003

topshelfworth

An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.

A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.

by jkentos February 14, 2009

TORPEMO

a psychological disorder that results to extreme sadness of a person inlove. but he never tried to court someone and still he feels broken hearted! hahahahaha

TORPEMO!!! why cant you tell her that you love her!!!

you didn't tried tried to court her... now your crying TOPRPEMO!

by The CUTE JP_XYZ May 29, 2010