The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum
by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025
by Potato fan January 11, 2024
A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
by Emily Sutton August 03, 2016
(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)
by LameToaster June 11, 2023
When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
by ToasterFairyEffect September 18, 2015
A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.
by ToasterFairyEffect September 21, 2015