Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
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The drunk guy was the toast of the party last night. Nobody that goes to the parties knows if he's the same guy sober when nobody's looking.
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"Hey Adam, is there anything left in the bong?"
"Nah man, it's tiggity toasted!"
"Don't even try for a hit man, that thing is tiggity toasted."
"Nah man, it's tiggity toasted!"
"Don't even try for a hit man, that thing is tiggity toasted."
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Get the Tiggity Toasted mug.The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
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