smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

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p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.

"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."

by NPD June 9, 2007

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Door guy

A door guy is a rare breed of fearless gypsies that specialize in filling holes of all different size, While lubing and maintaining all previously filled holes.

Your mom calls the door guy when her garage door needs service

by TheRealGator January 21, 2021

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Door Stop

A Door Stop is someone that has a penis with the maximum length of 3 inches.

You can't see your penis? You probably have a Door Stop.

by MichelleISaB0SS March 16, 2022

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suicide doors

Doors that open the oposite way than they usually do. Used in the 1930's by gangsters because they could easily hang out of their car with their tommy guns and shoot at the vehicle that was following them.

In the movie Dick Tracy they use vehicles with suicide doors.

by Red Dog December 28, 2005

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