Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.

I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

Urban Meyer

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer

by Pharr October 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary

why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.

Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021

Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.

Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?

by DavidSights August 4, 2012

The Urban Wait

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?

by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011

Urban Graveyard

When you realize that almost half of the definitions on this page are written by people for 2 decades without logging in or even more in the time period in which you are reading this definition.

"UD user douchybag defines Urban Graveyard"

"Disappears as the decades go on"

"Well, it seems that now it is part of the history of the Urban Graveyard"

by douchybag January 13, 2023