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Tusk Tits

A pair of young, drooping mammaries that have a distinctive upward curve in the latter portion of the breast. This often accompanied by a distinct tubular appearance (i.e. narrow through the extent of the breast).
Guy 1: Wow, did you see the tusk tits on that bitch?
Guy 2: Thems are some mean tusks.
by Creamstool October 10, 2016
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tits on you

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.
by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013
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rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.
Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
by lesbionix June 29, 2010
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Tits in the Bum

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete
"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"
by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012
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Tummy Tit

The excess of abdomen that overflows due to someone insisting on wearing pants that are several sizes too small to prevent having to come to terms with the fact that they are no longer small enough to wear the majority of their wardrobe.
"Poor girl, she has no mirror or friends that are good enough to tell her she has a tummy tit."
by icerose626 October 7, 2011
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tit-whack

When your large-breasted friend gets all pissy, moody, and and bitchy when she's mad about something. She may exert an annoying, high-pitched noise that sounds something like "eh!". Because of this, you may have real or imagined fears that she'll whack you unconscious with her gynormous tit. Can also be shortened to simply "TW".
"Did you talk to Sarah today?" "No, because she was majorly tit-whacky."
by Sparkly Smash February 4, 2010
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Wicked Tits

Person A: Man, I totally just got laid
Person B: Wicked tits, man.
by marymasterblaster September 23, 2011
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