White Van

If someone drives up to you in a white van and offers you candy or v-bucks don’t accept

This man in a white van pulled up and offered me free candy

by CreeperHead151 May 14, 2020

Van dusen

A basement boy afraid to leave the house.

Mistakes opinions for facts commonly

I’m a van dusen, Google me rn. The jab saved my family. That’s a fact.

by Van Dusen February 17, 2022

van shield

When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.

Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!

by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010

Ethan Van

Ethan Van a person who always looks forward to spending time with friends but only on Fridays.

you: did you have a good weekend?
Ethan Van: na but I saw piper on Friday!🍆💦

by systemking July 30, 2017

van bramer

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

by St. Joe November 11, 2003

Van Noy

Blustery, talkative blowhard with a yodel, chocolate and hot dog obsession. Can only be felled by blow gun darts, and can never be silenced.

Chief Wiggums, but more talkative

by Dennis Miller February 15, 2005

japan van

Making out in your moms Odyssey with a chick who says she's down but is not actually so you try and get denied.

During that quince that slut japan vanned me. WHAT A BITCH HUH.

by Sergizzle Koala Ryan Explains Containment Gina June 11, 2006