Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

by Slick James April 19, 2010

tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh

by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019

Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.

"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer

by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008

Socks on a rooster

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.

socks on a rooster

by Htes October 1, 2017

sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.

After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.

by FO August 17, 2017

Sock Bottom

When one has put off doing the laundry so long that you have run out of socks. At this point, you have hit sock bottom.

You may have either "reached" sock bottom, "be at" sock bottom, or (more commonly) "hit" sock bottom.

Time to do the laundry; I've hit sock bottom.

by BorelliWords April 22, 2011