pipe dream

A strong desire that is unrealistic

The New York media has a pipe dream that LeBron James will sign with the Knicks in 2010, but he is not going to play for them because he is going to stay in Cleveland.

by Fini, Brad May 14, 2010

pipe dream

a fantasy or an illusion, dream, wish etc. that won't usually come true.


A kick ass Nintendo game! =

Being able to love him is just a pipe dream.


Yoo i still play Pipe Dream!

by xXKitteh_FaceXx July 4, 2008

pipe cleaner

when a guy urinates after ejaculation, like after sex or jacking off

After me and my girl banged i had to go in the bathroom and do a pipe cleaner, i felt so blocked.

by little_nut2 July 26, 2010

bottle pipe

apparatus used mostly to smoke hashish.

bottle half filled with water, empty pen melted into the side of bottle giving pipe effect, tin foil used as gauze put on lid of bottle. holes poked through foil, hash is crumbled onto foil then burned.

i produced a bottle pipe using my engineering degree.

by jonny_scarecrow_head June 18, 2004

pipe fitters

a well shaped set of lips on a woman that are most appropriate for performing oral sex on a male's penis

that Anglina Jolie has a real set of pipe fitters

by soprano-line thief April 23, 2004

hit the pipe

Smoking ganja

Let's go hit the pipe.

by kewlcanon22 June 17, 2013

piping it up

Making out that one is bigger / badder / harder than one actually is.

Person - Azza said he's gonna do 400kg on the leg press later.

Friend - Yeah, he's always piping it up though.

by Arnold J. Vadgehammer November 18, 2007