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rebel flag

A weapon, mainly used by the UCLA, NAACP, and the Northern liberal media. A convinient label slapped on the ass of every white southerner for mass stereotyping. Today it is waved in the North to stir up more anger and hate than it ever stood for in the South. For Southerners it is a chain binding them to the chair of everlasting repentance and sorrow for a war that no one alive today served in.
Man #1: "I think Jim Bob is a racist prick."

Man #2: "Why do you think that?"

Man #1: "Well I heard he's from Arkansas. I bet he has a rebel flag hanging in his front yard and a white hooded robe in his closet. I bet he watches NASCAR and PRO WRESTLING to!"

Man #2: "Yes, I suppose you're right."
by What'sinaname? March 24, 2007
mugGet the rebel flagmug.

Flag. NOW!

when someone says something stupid, and when you don't have a wtf flag handy, you can ask someone to give one to you. Then proceed as follows:

*waves wtf flag*
phool: Yo dudes; insert stupid thing rulez!
dude: Flag. NOW!
dude02: here you go *hands dude a wtf flag*
dude: *waves wtf flag
by Big D March 20, 2005
mugGet the Flag. NOW!mug.

ass flags

when you take a shit and toilet paper gets stuck in your asscrack and you pull your pants up and the toilet paper sticks out your ass and flaps in the wind
my jason, you have nice ass flags today.
by avalez99 October 26, 2011
mugGet the ass flagsmug.

purple flag

Half the people on myspace are purple flags
by Sally Franklin September 23, 2006
mugGet the purple flagmug.

british flag

The flag of a once great and powerful nation, but is now a nation if whining self righteous pussy's.
Why was that guy such a dick.
Look at his backpack the british flag is on it
It might as well as I'm a pussy
by merica man June 21, 2014
mugGet the british flagmug.

freak flag

1.) David Crosby's penis
2.)Jimi Hendrix's penis
David Crosby: "I feel like letting my freak flag fly"
translated to "I'm going to have sex with mad bitches because it's the 60's and I can"

Jimi Hendrix: "But I'm going to wave my freak flag high...HIGH"
translated to "I have a massive erection"
by freakflag April 3, 2010
mugGet the freak flagmug.

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