A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020
Get the Dressed in a Tentmug. something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
by BigWu July 28, 2022
Get the well dressed professormug. It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.
by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022
Get the I Love That Dressmug. Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
by Citizens April 22, 2014
Get the dick dressingmug. when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019
Get the Thousand Island dressingmug. by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024
Get the Salad dressingmug. locker room talk but for gay people
we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.
by cocawoela July 16, 2021
Get the dressing room talkmug.