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Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner
Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?
by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011
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head cone

someone asks what time it is when they have there phone with them. " bro you're such a head cone"
by memememe214 February 1, 2021
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The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


Pbtc

by The Cone November 24, 2010
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Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather
#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication
by elliotneal October 27, 2008
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Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
by Jigger99 November 16, 2011
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Packy Cones

You'uve run out of ciggis but you,re in need of a shmoke. Ah, you still have the box chop that shit up chur
"Ah mux, baccys gone walkabouts"
"G I've got the packy"
"Packy cones?"
"Swell."
by Bitchniggahoe6969 August 30, 2018
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Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.
Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!
by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012
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