HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.
Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.
Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.
Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.
Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.
Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
TrueBlood's audience:
-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
by Mrs.Poe December 4, 2010
Get the True Bloodmug. A highly slept on HBO series that is based on the 'Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries' (The book that Stephenie Meyer stole the idea of 'Twilight' from.
Person 1. "I want to watch a really good show"
Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"
Person 1. " What's that"
Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."
Person 1. "Im going to watch it."
Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"
Person 1. " What's that"
Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."
Person 1. "Im going to watch it."
by bombkitten, like duh January 5, 2009
Get the True Bloodmug. Charlie Sheen is known to have Tiger Blood running through his veins because he can party with the best of them.
Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
by Petergozinya March 17, 2011
Get the Tiger Bloodmug. 
by FMchubs May 18, 2005
Get the blood machinemug. A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.
They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"
"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"
.... and you're dead....
"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"
.... and you're dead....
by Brinklee January 10, 2011
Get the Blood Ponymug. Having intercourse during "rag-week"
by The gimp April 18, 2003
Get the blood sportmug.