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The snail

A sexual move where the woman is in all fours (optional) and the partner licks her body, in a continuous movement, from her vagine up to her forehead passing through the anus, leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids, namely fecal matter, much like a snail.
- "Man, I totally did 'The snail' with that bitch Ashley last night"
- "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
by Rita_Albuquerque April 24, 2021
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snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
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snailed up

To have half a boner
she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.
by miattababy June 1, 2022
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Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy
wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner
by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023
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Fire Snail

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.
by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022
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The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025
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the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
Time to take the snails for a long walk...
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
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