shitty stick

When you fuck a person in the ass, then take out your dick, and it has shit on it.

I took my penis out of krystal's anal, and it was covred in poo.

by Mike Lamberti October 28, 2004

lizzy shitties

to have fly away hairs; frizzies.

girl: oi, i've got some terrible lizzy shitties today nicole!
girl two: put some frizz control in your hair, that'll smooth 'em down.

by kvickers88 October 1, 2007

Shitty Ginch

A. When someone experiences a really difficult hardship.

B. The literal obvious. See Ginch.

A. Steve: "Oh man. I think I chopped my balls off."
Greg: "SHITTY GINCH!"

B. Thomas wasn't invited because he has shitty ginch.

by Coiked April 13, 2004

shitty fingers

this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.

jonny get ur shitty fingers away from me you fucking 12 year old shagger

by ciarab June 8, 2005

Shitty Food

Food that looks the same from when you eat it, to when it comes out your anus, in the form of poop logs

Fag: Wow dude! Are you hungry? I just produced some shitty food, there's some corn in there, I left it in the bowl if you want it.

Other Fag: Nah bru, I stopped eating that crap years ago.

by Cap'n McGrittle August 14, 2011

shitty titty

somethin' all dirty and nasty.

Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!

by bare naked girls in the back seat September 6, 2003

shitty shitty fag fag

shitty shitty fag fag:n.<Hempfield Origin> => Worst Fucking attempt at playing tennis ever. Possesses the ability to hit every god-damned ball that comes in his/her direction 10 feet over the already exceedingly high fence.

1)I don't care if Kournikova ever wins a match, I'd still stick it in that shitty shitty fag fag.

by SHUPE March 18, 2005