A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

When someone makes an insta account sorta like a spam account but way more personal. Use names instead of "they" and post depressing things about their life!
by Red headed step child November 15, 2017

A bunch slowed up dimlights that may never glow up but to old to return and for the receipt and walmarts policies upgraded 😬😅🤣
When matt was being a bitch ass nigga and WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade) towards kangaroo Lacopohos
by RealSpokenBroHill March 4, 2022

Sister Mary: Bernice really needs to stop making a noise that's far from joyful. She's the reason why Jesus wept!
Sister Jenkins: Mary stop throwing holy shade in church!
Sister Jenkins: Mary stop throwing holy shade in church!
by Tricktionary July 17, 2016

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
