Soap Pirates

A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.

Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?

by Maxwell House November 2, 2018

pirate:30

The time at which a person or group of people is so tired that they begin talking like pirates.

Lawrence: You guys want to go to another bAAARRR?

Yolanda: I don't think I'm sober enough to drive my cAAARRR.

Reginald: The Beastmaster's name is DAAAARRR.

Bartender: Oh shit, it's pirate:30.

by Shooter McGavin December 17, 2008

pirate face

Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.

Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.

The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.

by cathexis July 24, 2011

Power Pirate

An individual who hijacks electricity or internet access.

Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.

Marco: What a power pirate!

by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009

The Pirate Treatment

When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.

This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.

by 3715dont September 12, 2016

pirate vote

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.

by Libsta October 13, 2007

pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata August 21, 2008