a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.
by k'rk November 21, 2023

A Wet Lad may be defined by;
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.
‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’
Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’
Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’
by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023

by Someena_ii September 22, 2025

Big group of goats (people) that play cod zombies together and other fun games that they enjoy such as among us or jack box.
by Yowhatsupguys December 23, 2020

That's you leafu
by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020
