urban dictionary

A place where 89% of the definitions are written by sick fucks.

Bob: What's a steamboat?
Bill: Search Urban Dictionary.

by Apieceofabrick December 2, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A website where people find some way to relate every word possible to sex.

John: What do spoons have to do with sex?
Paul: Just go on Urban Dictionary!

by mlialover January 22, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A site used by multiple generations over the course of 16 years to define the words they don't tell you about in class.

Over the years, the Urban Dictionary has gained a reputation as one of the first and still one of the best websites out there. Thanks to this site, Our younger siblings no longer have to eavesdrop on us.

Some posts on the Urban Dictionary are so old that they could have been your dad...

by Th3rd August 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary

If you're reading this, I give up.

'I wrote a definition for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary, now I'm going to drink 6 litres of bleach.

by Some Satirical Loser (SSL) May 17, 2016

urbane dictionary

A way for bad spellers to enter this website.

Yo man, I went to urbane dictionary and it sent me to urbandictionary.

by Mavenick December 20, 2005

Urban Dictionary It

When a ignorant person asks what something means (usually in an inappropriate sense) and you don't even want to bother explaining it, you tell them to Urban Dictionary It, which means to look it up on urbandictionary.com. This is similar to google it.

Person 1: What does milf mean?
Person 2: Urban Dictionary it.

by Microphona June 7, 2009

virgin-dictionary

The mind set of a complete newcomer to the ways and workings of urban dictionary.

Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!

by thygurunarrator February 18, 2009