by Tterragmanraf September 2, 2009
Get the Power Failmug. When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
Get the friend-failedmug. by Aarian October 1, 2010
Get the Epic Failmug. A field trip of failure.
After our visit to the library where we were taught what a book was, we decided that trip was a waste of our time and was a fail trip.
The class shirt that was designed by uncreative people is definitely going to be a fail trip.
The class shirt that was designed by uncreative people is definitely going to be a fail trip.
by Morganico September 30, 2009
Get the Fail Tripmug. Two of the most annoying words in the English language combined to form ultimately the most annoying phrase on the face of the earth.
Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.
Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.
by nasahnwhoru January 22, 2011
Get the Epic Failmug. this is when you accidently add a paedophile instead of your friend, just by adding an extra 'l' to his email address.
by fail master May 24, 2009
Get the cyryll failmug. Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009
Get the Self-Failmug.