1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once
2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge
3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge
3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.
2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?
3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?
3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 09, 2003
by Squally police February 20, 2015
by BigZak December 31, 2011
A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
by sbcharree October 21, 2008
by KatLady2020 March 26, 2020
Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 01, 2019
Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:
*12 year old boy tries to act 14*
You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.
Example B:
Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.
You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.
*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"
Example C:
Person: Laura you're being a bitch.
You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
*12 year old boy tries to act 14*
You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.
Example B:
Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.
You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.
*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"
Example C:
Person: Laura you're being a bitch.
You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
by saltyturkey April 27, 2016