THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019
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When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.
A common fool.
A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.
(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.
A common fool.
A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.
(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
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Get the Truck trappa mug.When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"
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Me: Dude I got a skyjacker 6" inch lift for my Silverado, damn that thing looks sexy!
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by iBJocking February 28, 2012
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I don't feel overly envious of the other dudes in town with their nice snazzy shiny pickup trucks, cuz those snooty macho guys usually won't haul stuff for people for fear that "they might scratch the paint". The gals I hang out with, though, are more sensible-minded and less aesthetics-oriented, and so they truly appreciate me for being a caring kind-hearted bloke, and for the fact that I always AM willing to transport items for them in my '80's-era pickup. Those are the real --- and best --- kind of lady-friends to have.
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