B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.

"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006

man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

by Rich F December 11, 2006

tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.

Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.

by Onetrickpony May 18, 2006

toolio iglesius

a leader and role model to those who reside within the 'tool' community. also someone who's sexuality identity and sexual preference should be openly questioned by all those who come into contact with said person.

appearing to have derived from the latin crooner julio iglesius

what happened to the toolio iglesius who played 'Pee Wee Herman'.

by A Eck July 18, 2006

Toolette

A female version of a "tool", one who does something that makes you say "why did you do that?"

I can't believe Shawna did something like that, she is a true toolette.

by technology guru January 11, 2008

major tool

an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.

johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock

by champ, sugar August 10, 2006

Tool Box

A bar that attracts tools. They can usually be spotted in hip neighborhoods and have one name that involves a mix of lower and upper case letters such as DoUChe, or DaYT RaYpe.

Patrons of a tool box generally can be seen wearing Abercrombie, or those horrible tattoo shirts. They can be seen wearing white sunglasses even in a dark club, wearing vintage Adidas, and talking on their iphones.

Your Friend: "Hey, have you heard about that new club downtown, ROOfiE?

Me: "Yeah, avoid it. It's a real tool box."

by Vandervest June 18, 2009