Tomato

a tomato is a fruit u can eat and its red and it tasts like shit

can u please give me a shitty tomato ?

by DeineOma May 3, 2019

toasted tomato

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)

I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.

by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016

Tomato Fever

Another term for a period
😣🍅

Is she ok?
I dunno....Think she's got tomato fever.

by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 4, 2019

Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021

fluffy tomato

A. a really "happy" and hot anime character either involving a tomato, or having red hair.

B. fluff·y (flf)
adj. fluff·i·er, fluff·i·est
1.
a. Of, relating to, or resembling fluff.
b. Covered with fluff.
2. Light and airy; soft: fluffy curls; a fluffy soufflé.
3.
a. Light or frivolous: a fluffy musical comedy.
b. Lacking depth or precision; fuzzy: hazy, fluffy thinking that only confused the matter.
fluffi·ly adv.
fluffi·ness n.

1.
a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
b. The fruit of this plant.
2. Slang A woman regarded as attractive.

Guy1: "mmm mmm did you see that fluffy tomato?"
Guy2: "man that's fresh like spaghetti, I'd eat that up and ask for seconds."

by InfiniteChaos13 June 15, 2010

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022