a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys
person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better
person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah
person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah
by manic panic 2 May 28, 2018
urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
by average boi October 31, 2022
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!
George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.
Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.
George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.
Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.
George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.
by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009
The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.
Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.
(six months later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!
(1 year later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.
(six months later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!
(1 year later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.
by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009
An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 06, 2014