thomas lai

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.

Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.

by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas pesman

a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.

share with me or ill get thomas pesman to sit on you

by meowue March 9, 2020

jade thomas

an absolute slut

jade thomas is such a white bitch!! i hate her.

by scoliosisheadass October 17, 2019

Kyle Thomas

kyle thomas

kyle thomas has alot of amazing pets. some may say hes so lucky as it seems as though he has a zoo in his house! He’s so grateful for his fans aswell

by kylesbean June 1, 2021

Thomas and the Colours

Greatest Season 10 episode of Thomas

Man, Thomas and the Colours is so good, I love it, especially the hit era aesthetic

by ffarquhar March 5, 2023

Thomas Mouass

a train; ugly

*looks at train*
oh em gee, it’s a thomas mouass!!!!!!!

get yo mouass in here!!

by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018