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honduran handshake

whiping your hand in a dirty place, ie testicles/anus, the proceding to shake someones hand
I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whiped my hand on my sweaty gooch then gave him the 'ol honduran handshake.
by Thommy696969 September 15, 2006
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Brazilian Handshake

An informal greeting usually used by Brazilian prostitutes and more commonly Catholic School Girls.

To preform a Brazilian Handshake, first grab the recieving guy's junk, wheather through pants, or direct hand to shaft connection. Next shake his tallywacker up and down for a few good seconds. Never to be confused with a Detriot Socket Wrench.
Guy1: Dude, I was standing in line for lunch, and this bitch comes up and gives me a Brazilian Handshake infront of everyone!

Guy2: Whatever! I bet you're going to tell me she asked for a swingset next!
by Jimmy Fastajouly January 19, 2007
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Freemason's Handshake

While sitting in a cramped Chevy Blazer with twelve other people and five cases of beer, she administered the Freemason's Handshake.
by Chevy Blazer Crew '05 October 8, 2005
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Turkish Handshake

The act of reaching in between your friend's legs and yanking his penis, whilst standing at a urinal.
Our friendship's foundation is solid and goes way back, five years ago, when he gave me a Turkish Handshake, inside the bathroom, that day at the bar.
by Deltronomistic April 14, 2014
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Vancouver Handshake

a combination/variation of "The shocker" and the "Show Stopper"

Instead of using your fingers stack your hands on top of each other, balancing your pinky on your other hands thumbs. Similar to the position of preparing to shake one's hand with either hand

this position is to show how nice canadians are and how the want to shake everyones hand and say hi to everyone.

the hand on top will be use for the front door, the bottom for the back door.
A: I heard you gave her a shocker last night

B: nah man the Vancouver Handshake is where its at.
by RackemRackrackballrack February 24, 2011
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millenial handshake

When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.
He walked away from a millenial handshake angered by his break in concentration
by Gstergg July 13, 2017
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gentleman's handshake

When a male performs a tugjob on another male with the top of his hand.
The other night Tommy and Jeff were so drunk they stood across from each other and gave each other gentleman's handshakes.
by Biff Webster January 29, 2008
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