the volcanologist on the mountain 

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

the volcanologist on the mountain by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

the voke 

Also known as Greater Lowell Technical High School,the Voke is a trade school in tyngsboro Massachusetts. Students can go there if they are from anywhere in the greater Lowell area including Lowell (obviously),Dracut,Tyngsborough,Dunstable,Nashua,etc.

The less popular of the two Lowell Public high schools, The Voke is actually a newer building with nicer facilities such as A/C and Heat. Nicknamed “the joke” by Lowell High kids this school offers a normal education alongside a technical education which means a trade such as carpentry,cosmetology,marketing,early childhood, etc.

Person 1: “Where are you thinking of going to high school?”

Person 2: “ Lowell High what about you?”

Person 1: “I’m going to the Voke”

the voke by Lowell Bole October 22, 2018

The Vlog Grind 

The vlog grind is when you are vloging regularly. You may use it to reintroduce yourself to the people watching your vlog after not vloging for a while.

*to a camera*

vloger: hey guys it’s me, back on the vlog grind

The Vlog Grind by The Real Ecran Girl October 14, 2019

The volumptuous ball of doom

Circum to its power of burn in hell

Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant

The volumptuous ball of doom by GentlePenguin November 7, 2019

The Valhalla 

Sex position , one heats up a curling iron with hot hands or hot water , and then a glass dildo in ice , rotate the tools in a persons anus going hot to cold then cold to hot , fire and ice in your ass

John did the Valhalla for the first time last night, and his Asshole will never be the same

The Valhalla by EatDeezCheeseNutts April 27, 2021

The vegas quaker 

When a man sticks his penis in a woman’s ass and as he’s climaxing he slowly pulls out while the woman pushes out a fart which makes it sound like a duck has came out of her ass “quak”

After we were done it sounded like ducks were around us I told him it’s just the vegas Quaker

The vegas quaker by Shaione January 28, 2022

The Vanilla Ice Effect 

An affinity towards problematic or otherwise unpopular characters, despite knowing and expressing they are trash.

Person A: man, I love Funny Valentine.
Person B: uh... Bro? After everything he did?
Person A: I blame the Vanilla Ice Effect.

The Vanilla Ice Effect by ohmayhem October 30, 2022