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the Tony look

The look of eternal youth. Someone or something remaining young and with the same look in eternity.
- He's got the Tony look!
- You sure?
- Yeah mos def. That man has looked the same since last millenium.
- Oh, cool.
by thekillers2 January 11, 2010
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lil tony

lil tony is a tall black muscular rapper who smokes weed with his nigga's bitches and has a gay ass brother named lil toni
guy 1: you heard what lil tony did with yo bitch
guy 2: nah nigga what did he do
guy 1: he fucked her good and then smoked some weed with her
guy 2: well there's nothing i can do

guy 1: true

guy 3: you know lil tony's bro is gay right
guy 1 and 2: my nigga it's 2018 what's wrong with you
by big black bus June 13, 2018
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TONY SMITH

1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality

This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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Nuke Tony

The act of cooking any Italian food in a microwave.
Person 1: "Hey, bro, watcha gonna do this weekend?"

Person 2: "Probably beat my meat and Nuke Tony."

Person 1: "Are you crazy?! What did Tony ever do to you?!"

Person 2: "No, man. It means I'm going to make Italian food in my microwave."
by Ard-Cheannard April 27, 2019
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Skinny Tony

The act of dressing up a man's penis as an early 1930's gangster. Followed by shouting loudley 'ARE YOU A SNITCH'.
Tim: 'Hey, have you seen Bobbi is he coming out tonight?'
Bartholemew: 'Nah bro, I heard Lisa's giving him a skinny Tony'
*Both men chuckle and tickle eachothers sacks in compliance*
by Lady filth June 24, 2017
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Tony Stark

The mcu's most superior character. Case is closed.
Someone: who do you think is the mcu's-
Me: Tony Stark. Tony Stark owns the mcu.
by goldustgirl September 8, 2019
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Tony's touch

Adding exaggerations to or inflating a story to make it sound interesting.
From the celebrity Tony Montana who was know for his exaggerations.
True story: John tripped over a rock last night.
Tony's touch: John was walking down the street last night when a saw a bullet flying towards him and, while trying to dodge it, sees a cat beside his right foot and trips over it, dodging a oncoming car while falling.
by DPKM September 23, 2011
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