squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011

Catching A Squirrel

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

by Mr.Google April 30, 2015

barbecue squirrel

"My barbecue squirrel" is a marvelous, cute and lovable for your significant other.

What do you want to eat for dinner my barbecue squirrel

by Dabbing king <o/ July 13, 2020

Social Squirrel

A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.

Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine

by natalieryan January 27, 2009

squirrel stew

wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl

Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."

by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009

Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.

Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?

by Squirrel Beef April 20, 2018

rabid squirrel

a excuse so that you dont get in trouble

Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg December 9, 2008