Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.
Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.
When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!
When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!
by A true Uchiha April 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.
-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”
by stopsimping July 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.
by philosopher72 January 13, 2021
Get the SIMPmug. 
A friend: I just joined tennis.
Another friend: But I thought you hated tennis.
A friend: I joined it for her. :)
Another friend: You're a simp.
Another friend: But I thought you hated tennis.
A friend: I joined it for her. :)
Another friend: You're a simp.
by LukimaLol January 14, 2021
Get the Simpmug.