hoe meal

Hamburger helper. A meal that hoes that say they can cook make.

"I'm making hamburger helper tonight!" "That's a hoe meal!!"

by Polly pocko April 21, 2019

potyuck meal offering

A totally-legitimate-but-unappealing-to-most-people food-selection (like a vegetarian casserole) that a shrewd/miserly citizen brings to a church supper or fundraising luncheon, enabling him to majorly "come out ahead" at the meal --- i.e., he can gluttonously stuff his own face with everyone else's scrumptious offerings, yet not have to actually contribute much of anything himself, since almost nobody else at the gathering will want to dip into the unappetizing food-selection that he brought, and so he can then just smugly take the still-brimming pot home again and polish it all off himself over the next several days. Extra points if the dish also happens to be one that the penny-pincher himself actually finds at least moderately tasty, since he will then not even have to "suffer" much at all while grinningly tucking away the food into his own tummy afterwards.

Ebeneezer Scrooge would always bring a huge steaming pot of mixed vegetables as an ideal potyuck meal offering whenever he attended a town-hall supper or other public dinner --- this was one of his favorite foods, and nobody could object/complain about his perfectly-healthy choice of meal-contribution, but most of the other attendees would hungrily head for the far-more-appealing "meat 'n' potatoes" and "sweet stuff" culinary delights brought in by other citizens, and so Scrooge would be able to totally pig out on these same delicacies to his hearts content, yet never have to actually end up spending much if any money on feeding anyone else because he'd always wind up getting to eat most of the veggie-soup himself sometime afterwards... cleverrrr!!!

by QuacksO October 27, 2017

it’s a meal

A phrase used to describe a great experience, originating from the European burger chain Steak ‘n’ Shake.

“What did you think of Steak ‘n’ Shake?”

“Oh it’s the best! It’s a meal”

by Loft_Salt September 1, 2018

Horse's meal

When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.

When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.

by Flaminghorse August 10, 2018

standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

by Gos67 September 12, 2023

2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.

Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”

by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022

Midtown meal

When a girl is getting anal and throws up on the mans chest

Bitch left me a midtown meal.

by Tallguy84 October 3, 2016