Example of "Fake Statistics".
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
by Jerio November 8, 2009
Get the Fake Statisticsmug. A boy that you knew for a while and they are overprotective and they care about you and they mean but they can be nice a person you can talk to a person that will help you no matter what even if it’s not what you want to her basically some who care for you in a brother way
by Janaih January 28, 2019
Get the Fake Brothermug. A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.
Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013
Get the fake sopranomug. 
When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015
Get the fake numberedmug. Fake Xanax is Xanax that has been laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl is very dangerous and 0.25 of it could even kill you.
by Lockernumber244 May 21, 2019
Get the Fake Xanaxmug. (DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017
Get the Faking the Snakemug.