corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.

"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"

by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011

corn cave

When a gay male sticks corn up his anus.

And I couldn't find anything to use, so I pulled a corn cave.

by Sdrubyd May 5, 2015

Shucking the Corn

A term used by people native to the Appalachian Mountains to describe a speech or sermon that is particularly energetic. The term is most commonly used in reference to "hellfire and brimstone" preachers.

Did yins hear the preacher's message last Sunday? He was a-shucking the corn!

by Cackalacky Painter October 9, 2018

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018

hardpore corn

A more intense version of porn

Joe: Hey John, what kind of hardpore corn did you use
John: BBW

by GreenLama September 18, 2017

the corn is fresh

code often used through text message so as to practice safe sexting. translates to: you've got my panties in a bunch; lets bang.

Luke: How you doin' miss fine ass in dem skinny jeans?
Brooke: the corn is fresh
Luke: I'll be there in 5

by pumkinSpice April 8, 2011

Corn on the MACABRE

Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.

Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

by anonymous April 13, 2022