Simp HQ

Twitch headquarters.

- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?

by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022

Simpanzee

A man who jumps all around a woman, trying to be her white night while completely being submissive, and pussy whipped.

Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.

by webbergirl December 7, 2022

Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.

Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.

by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022

Simp

A simp is someone who tries to get someone unattainable to notice them. Alternatively you can also search up any name on the urban dictionary and you will see a bunch of simps complimenting their crushes

Person 1: I donated 5 grand to pokimaine hopefully she notices me
Rational person: simp

by Rational guy March 4, 2023

King Shimpei Isozaki

The king of St Nicholas between August 2018 and June 2020. He was a legend and everyone loved him.

King Shimpei Isozaki is here! everyone bow!
We all love King Shimpei Isozaki

by Jojonic Roberto December 3, 2019

uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are

man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp

by skidd18 February 4, 2020

#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020